I'm still in the process of putting things together, so not all available videos are on their pages yet.


The Herbivore

Release year:
1997

James's old star rating:

★★☆☆☆

AVERAGE OR BELOW

James's old number rating:

7/10

YouTube:

Old site description:

One day, my friend Brian was so bored, he picked a cluster of flowers off a tree and shoved the whole thing down his throat. Immediately, the idea for this movie came about. If he didn’t mind eating those flowers, I was sure he wouldn’t mind munching on some more. “The Herbivore” has no plot and no purpose, except to depict a peaceful day in the life of a human herbivore who dwells in the forest and eats weeds, leaves and flowers. A trilogy was planned, “The Carnivore” and “The Omnivore”, but neither were filmed.

Description from Cinemassacre.com:

Shot in 1997, without any editing whatsoever. Whatever was shot on the VHS tape was the final movie. We didn’t care. The music was dubbed directly onto the original master tape with an audio cassette recorder. The whole video was practically made during a walk home from the school bus.

James's old ratings:

Back in 2003 James included star ratings with each film he listed on his filmography on his website (the text under the star rating was his description of what the star rating meant). Later on he switched to ratings out of ten.

Eventually, he dropped the ratings entirely.

Poster: