I'm still in the process of putting things together, so not all available videos are on their pages yet.

Old site description:

My thirteenth movie made when I became thirteen years of age holds true to the unlucky number thirteen. It’s the worst piece of shit I’ve ever made.

Later Cinemassacre description:

My thirteenth movie made when I became thirteen years of age holds true to the unlucky number thirteen. It's the worst piece of shit I've ever made. It's so bad that I dont know whether to rank it as my absolute worst or best, because it is so damn hilarious! What's the plot? A retarded kid is home alone who spends all his time punching himself in the face and dancing like a chicken. Then, a green slimey monster comes into the house and tries to eat him, but he makes monkey noises at it, hits it with a whiffle ball, and then knocks its head off by ramming it with a boxing glove taped to the end of a stick.

(He also noted it as "Rating: 1 or 10?")

James's old ratings:

Back in 2003 James included star ratings with each film he listed on his filmography on his website (the text under the star rating was his description of what the star rating meant). Later on he switched to ratings out of ten.

Eventually, he dropped the ratings entirely.