I'm still in the process of putting things together, so not all available videos are on their pages yet.


Satan's Greatest Hits

Release year:
1999

James's old star rating:

★★★★☆

VERY GOOD

James's old number rating:

7/10

Old site description:

This is a parody commercial advertising an album of 13 devil worshipping songs. A devil speaks and says “To order, call 1-800-666-HELL.” Footage of various metal bands is used while the credit crawl lists all the songs including “AntiChrist Superstar” by Marilyn Manson, “Hell’s Bells” by AC/DC, “Burn in Hell” by Judas Priest”, “Number of the Beast” by Iron Maiden”, “Selling my Soul” by Black Sabbath”, “Unholy” by Kiss, and many more! This is first in a trilogy that has not yet been made. The next two are “Suicide’s greatest hits” and “Junkie’s greatest hits.” Drugs, devil-worshipping, suicide… the stuff that makes rock n’ roll great! (This is an example of my dark sick humor.)

James's old ratings:

Back in 2003 James included star ratings with each film he listed on his filmography on his website (the text under the star rating was his description of what the star rating meant). Later on he switched to ratings out of ten.

Eventually, he dropped the ratings entirely.