I'm still in the process of putting things together, so not all available videos are on their pages yet.

Old site description:

This is sort of like a remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”, but instead of pecking at people, the birds attack by crapping. The bird feces was made from milk and flour which was dumped from a ladder onto the star, Joe’s head. It dried in his hair and took a long time to wash out. He was a great sport about the whole thing.

Description from Cinemassacre.com:

Holy Shit (1998)

The original version was 4 minutes long and called Droppings. Maybe one day I’ll upload the whole thing, but this gets the idea across quite well.

YouTube description:

highlights from the film “Droppings” (a.k.a. Bird Turds) Made in August 1998

James's old ratings:

Back in 2003 James included star ratings with each film he listed on his filmography on his website (the text under the star rating was his description of what the star rating meant). Later on he switched to ratings out of ten.

Eventually, he dropped the ratings entirely.

Poster: