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Death Puppy

Release year:
2000

James's old star rating:

★★★★☆

VERY GOOD

James's old number rating:

-10/10

Bitchute archive:

Old site description:

My friend had this overly playful dog which would always jump all over guests, so I decided to star her in a really bad horror movie. The idea with this film was to purposely make it bad. The continuity goes out of control. A character’s hand is bitten off, but somehow grows back. The dog keeps changing breeds. Articles of clothing change. The relationships of the characters change. One of them turns from an unwelcome guest to a close friend, while another turns from a friend to a stranger. You can hear me behind the camera whispering to the actors when they forget their lines. When the dog starts to attack, the main character calls 911, says “My puppy’s trying to kill me”, then hangs up the phone immediately. Right away, two people barge through the door wearing t-shirts that say “911.” I have a personal fondness for this one. It’s so bad and so funny.

James's old ratings:

Back in 2003 James included star ratings with each film he listed on his filmography on his website (the text under the star rating was his description of what the star rating meant). Later on he switched to ratings out of ten.

Eventually, he dropped the ratings entirely.